The Neighborhood Threat - Great Moments in Handwriting

So, my son is about to turn 5. He just learned how to write his letters this year, his first year in school, or 4 year old kindergarten. I'm pretty sure that I didn't know nearly as much as he does about writing when I was four. I was still working on walking without falling. Needless to say, I'm pretty proud of the kid. Heck, his handwriting is better than mine. Just look at those letters! Sure, I'm not sure what he's writing about, maybe it's some sort of free verse.

I just wish he wouldn't write on our couch. Yeah, it's not coming out either...